"These fat fingers are good for 3 things: Playing the bass, Cooking, and fingering yo gurl."

stargates:

why is this so hard

coonfoxsexdungeon:

thedragonbornlives:

alfa995:

alornornola:

alfa995:

Not at all. In fact, it’s difficult for me to maintain eye contact.

i have had enough of you furries

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Resistance is futile. Succumb to the tuna.

What the fuck

h-ha

some-newtype-bullshit:

EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG

(Source: mastaroshi78)

bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:

This was seriously the best prank

potterbird:

"I’m just gonna ask you 73 questions in an unreasonably short amount of time.”

(Source: churchilon)

heavymetalzenmaster:

Yay, finally got the whole band done!  This was really fun.  Matureklok?  

In my head, Murderface was kind of a mix of Randall Tex Cobb in Raising Arizona and Dr. Reinhardt from The Black Hole ^^  

williammurderfaceofficial:

kiwibutt:

moopdrea:

oscarwildeis-dead:

Allow me to introduce you to the Red-eyed Crocodile Skink. 
Since these guys were recently discovered (mid to late nineties), there isn’t a whole lot that is known about them, but I’ll share a few facts with you here. 

  • These guys can grow up to ten inches in length, though the average is more like seven.
  • They’re pretty shy and choose to play dead as their defense mechanism. 
  • Other than geckos, these guys are one of the only lizards that vocalize. Their sound is described as a barking noise when they’re in distress
  • Average lifespan is listed at around 6 years 

DRAGONS

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resistance was futile

these things are metal condensed into miniature form

(Source: lepidoptera-and-insulin)