CAPTAIN METALHEADS MY NAME, AND SPEEDS MY GAME.

godiosanchez:

I love how Coheed lyrics can go from:

"Someone please come shelter me from all that I am, never again, will I, believe the same old story."

To:

"Kookoo kachoo!"

mermaidcrew:

I am so thirsty for emotional and physical intimacy with someone 

I want to nuzzle their neck and lay entwined on my bed and lazily kiss their lips and make them food and get to know every single curve and contour they have 

I want to touch someone with my finger tips and make them feel loved 

(Source: leonkarssen)

(Source: morningmusume)

memeguy-com:

In case any of you need it

memeguy-com:

In case any of you need it

(Source: )

lotsofstuffandthingsyaknow:

wonderlands-absent-queen:

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

Motherfucking animals.

greatest thing i’ve ever seen

lotsofstuffandthingsyaknow:

wonderlands-absent-queen:

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

Motherfucking animals.

greatest thing i’ve ever seen

vmites:

….tea rexes. Hahaha? Get it? Tea. Ha. I’m going to sleep.

vmites:

….tea rexes. Hahaha? Get it? Tea. Ha. I’m going to sleep.

a-kov:

greenandsilvermarshmallow:

snazzyisclassy:

snazzyisclassy:

hot things to say during sex:

  • have u accepted my dick as ur lord and saviour
  • fiR E I N THE H O LE
  • gotta g o fa s t
  • u put the edible in incredible
  • o l é
  • u get a little angry when ur hungry
  • neigh
  • PON PON WEI WEI WEI
  • inserting tab A into slot B
  • peekaboo let’s peek at u
  • wow that s kind of
  • yiPPE KE YAY
  • cha cha real smooth

I lost it at the last one

have you accepted my dick as your lord and savior

(Source: snazzaboo)