CAPTAIN METALHEADS MY NAME, AND SPEEDS MY GAME.

cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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toniod90:

IM DEAD

toniod90:

IM DEAD

(Source: itsdiamondboy)

beast-of-joy:

The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”

(Source: ironicselfie)

yofryman:

YO DEXTER WHAT DOES THIS FRIGGIN BUTTON DO

yofryman:

YO DEXTER WHAT DOES THIS FRIGGIN BUTTON DO

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

(Source: drunkchan)

coheeddesign:

Coheed and Cambria’s A Favor House Atlantic, Lullaby Version by Twinkle Twinkle Little Rock Star

The new collection reworks a dozen of the band’s biggest hits and fan favorites into nursery-friendly jams for baby, which is oddly appropriate since Coheed frontman Claudio Sanchez and his wife are expecting a new release of their own this June.” - The Rock Father

coheeddesign:

Coheed and Cambria’s A Favor House Atlantic, Lullaby Version by Twinkle Twinkle Little Rock Star

The new collection reworks a dozen of the band’s biggest hits and fan favorites into nursery-friendly jams for baby, which is oddly appropriate since Coheed frontman Claudio Sanchez and his wife are expecting a new release of their own this June.” - The Rock Father